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So, it’s been a quick minute since a drunk Michael Richards decided to yell into a mic what most of every white person south of the Mason Dixon line thinks. Is it shocking? No. The word nigger is so played out. I think I hear that word, atleast on average, twenty times a day. If not in music, then in movies, on TV, or in public. Dave Chappell yells racial slurs on his show all the time. So does Carlos Mencia. What’s the real difference between Richards vs Chappell & Mencia? I’ll clue you in, and it has nothing to do with Richards being white. Michael Richards isn’t funny.
Now I know some of you will arguee that you loved the Kramer character and thought he was hilarious. I too enjoyed his zaniness. So, that being said, I’m gonna guess you’ve never seen any of his stand-up. Funny? Not so much. He’s gets random mini ovations whenever he does any Kramer-esk type manorism. It’s really sad actually. “So this leaf falls off the branch, floats down and softly lands on the ground” <ackward pause> “Giddy up!” <clap clap clap clap whistle clap hoot clap> You can find clips of all his knee-slappin’ comedy on your favorite video hosting web site.
Here’s my main question. Why, in the fuck, did he appologize? Is he afriad he won’t get work? I IMDB’ed him to refresh my memory. Guess what! I was on point. He hasn’t really worked since Sienfeld. That was eight years ago! He had his own show in 2000. I forget why they cancelled it. Oh yeah, he’s not funny. Richards shouldn’t appologize. I’ve heard upteen different versions of what his did. None of which were an accurate portrail of what his did. That being said, regaurdless of his appologies, people will think that of what they want, which seems to be only the negative points. Just like an exgirlfriend, when she doesn’t want to remember things like all those long walks on the beach or when you took her shopping every weekend. She only wants to remember and harp on when you repeatedly punched her in the stomach until she puked all over herself or when you broke her nose in three places from a roundhouse kick with your steel-toed boot. Here’s my example to you. This guy won the 1968 Heisman Trophy, was the #1 pick in the 1969 draft, is 14th on the NFL’s all-time rushing list and can’t fit an Isotoner glove. People subconsciously make up their minds and only associate the worst in people. So, why appologize when it won’t make a difference.
So, who really cares if he’s a racist? Who actually cares what words are coming out of his mouth? Everyone says some pretty stupid shit everyday. It’s just because Richards isn’t funny. What about Damon Wayans? He tried to trandmark the word “nigga” for a clothing line a early this year. Wayans seems to get work all the time for some reason. Oh yeah, he’s funny. Well… not anymore, but back in the day he was. Wayans has gone the Bill Cosby family TV sellout route. Wayans is obviously black which gives him the observed right to use the word in a sentence at anytime or place. Is it OK for Wayans to try and capitalize on the word when non-black or non-latino aren’t “allowed” to say it?
Guess who stuck his nose into this mess now? Jesse Jackson. He wasn’t to abolish the word. How in the hell? I can’t even begin to get in to how retarded Jesse Jackson is these days. He’s like the black Jerry Springer minus all the toothless fun. Jackson just want’s more TV air time. So does Richards but just not on bootleged cellphone cam rip.
One thing I did see while on IMDB, Richards will be in one of those kiddy CGI movies called Cat Tale. Hopefully he’ll play a dog and bark at black people in every scene. Now, that would be funny, finally.
For a movie that’s pretty close to being a “chick flick”, this was freakin’ hilarious. I like Ryan Reynolds and every guy wants to bang Amy Smart, so it’s a win, win. Not like the The Break-Up where Vince Vaughn was supposed to be funny between the scences you’re not staring at Jennifer Aniston. I’m not going to give away any of the funny parts or quote the movie, just go see it. It’s better when you don’t expect it coming.
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