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I wish I had something just assholishly great to say like, “Oh, that sucks. I just one the lottery then invented the tiiime machine and went back just to bang the 17 year old Olsen twins.” But I don’t.

And it doesn’t really sounds like a sucky Monday. Sounds like the start of a shitty week. Have fun!

P.S.
[quote="Jill"]to top it off, one of my crowns cracked in the middle of the night…don’t ask me how[/quote]Ether.

Virginia has been reliving all the greatest temperatures from the 60s and 70s this week. I heard that its all going to hell over the next 12 hours though. Too bad cause I think our heater is pretty broken.

They shut down the Dallas office of the company I’m contracted with today. And I’m hearing all about these winter storms that have been hitting the U.S. from Texas to Maine. Texas to Maine? I think D.C. could be considered in the middle of that and we ain’t seen shit. Last night the temp was around 45 and if got a little windy. Today it’s around 30.

Oregon, Texas and Maine. That’s who got hit. And I hear people are dying in across the U.S., mainly in Texas? If you die in an ice storm, you’re retarded. Natural selection has shown it’s beautiful head once again. I’m not talking about 3-4 in a car accident. We’re talking 50+ in a week. Even I’ve seen a couple of snow storms in my day, and my dumb ass managed to survive them.

I would really like to hear the stories that are blaming the ice storm for deaths. Like the ice storm could really be the blame for an 93 year old grandmother dying. Or some 42 year old construction worker coming home from work after hitting the bar first. It was all the ice’s fault.