Holy fucking crap. I thought that was just a zany phrase with a cuss word thrown in the middle for fun but, it ACTUALLY describes this movie, it’s “Holy Fucking Crap”. Now, I’m not saying this movie is bad at all. It’s got an 87% on [url=http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jesus_camp/]Rotten Tomatoes[/url]. I suggest watching it.
I just can’t even begin to think of where to start. This is a documentary but it’s more like a religious prequel to Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. Showing you how they trained all the clones to fight, but here, they fight in God’s army.
I understand what trying to be done here. And I didn’t see any kids acting out of line at all but, I’d rather my kid be articulate like Barack Obama then a studdering Christian. Those kids have to be on some meds to be that hyper and jacked up on Jesus 24/7. Also, brainwashed to make them kid at the drop of a hat.
I don’t believe in a God. I have no druthers if you do, besides the fact that you actually can believe. This documentary is seriously some border line Heaven’s Gate/Waco, TX type shit. Tell me if the dancing isn’t really them just training to be some sort of Jesus/ninja hybrids.
Not only do I think 50% of my friends get all weirded out within the first ten minutes, it’s contains some really good quotable lines. Listen out for some of these keywords as they are the keys to my favorite lines thus far; “tongues”, “PowerPoint”, “electronics”, “kick it”, “for the flesh”, “dead churches”.
So, if you’re really feeling down and start hating your life, watch this. You’ll feel so much better about yourself and remember that you are actually not that insane and have a pretty good grasp on life and reality.