There have been a couple of good quotes in the past couple weeks. Here I go sharing again, all without spamming your email inbox. haha. LOL!1! Uggh. You should really thank me. It’s not even my calendar, so I also had to steal them. You’re welcome.
Probably my favorite so far.
[quote="Friday, March 30, 2007"]I TRUSTED THE GOVERNMENT,
NOW MY DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK
[i]slogan on a T-shirt seen on a young woman in Bangkok, Thailand[/i][/quote]
[quote="Saturday, March 31, 2007"]This taught me a lesson, but I’m not sure what it is.
[i]tennis star John McEnroe[/i][/quote]I feel like this 90% of the time.
[quote="Monday, April 2, 2007"][i]Warning on a propane blowtorch[/i]
NEVER USE WHILE SLEEPING[/quote]…and you know there is a reason why they print these types of warnings. Yep, rednecks. Making white people superior since 1897. If I offended any rednecks, let me first congratulate you on learning to read. Secondly, I’ll translate what I said so, you too may find the humor; Here’s yer sign. Git ‘er done!
Sometimes you just want to slap someone just for talking.
[quote="Tuesday, April 3, 2007"]Great Danes are just, like, so great, aren’t they? They’re just, like, big dogs! I know! Yeah, yeah, Great Danes are great. Oh, my God, they just so are.
[i]actress Kate Bosworth[/i][/quote]
[quote="Wednesday, April 4 2007"]MADE WITH REAL INGREDIENTS
[i]ad for grocery-store-bakery scones, in the Wenatchee (Washington) World[/i][/quote]Maybe that’s why they so dang pricey!