…if you can watch these two videos without laughing*, I’ll give you a dollar.
[url=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1759670]Times Square Breaking[/url] & [url=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761839]Trikes[/url]
* Laughing includes even smiling.
Just for fun. Imma add dis ones for all mah sparkling wiggles out dere.
[url=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1742575]Sparkling Wiggles[/url]
[quote]D: Oh, did you hear, Bob Evans died.
B: The sausage guy?
D: No, you’re thinking of Jimmy Dean.
B: No, they both made sausages.
Me: Yea, only Bob Evans had the restaurants, though. They’re all over the place.
D: I knew about the restaurants. I just never saw him on TV telling me to eat his sausage.[/quote]
We all giggled. Hard.
So, some poll somewhere on the web-o-tron has come up with the top hated words on the internets. “Blog”, “netiquette”, “cookie” and “wiki” have come in close to the top.
Let’s tune in and hear what I have to say about these.
“blog” is just a stupid word to begin with. I mean, if it means “web log”, then why isn’t it “wlog”?
“netiquette”, eh, I’m partial too. It’s a word that should be know but never said. Basically, just don’t type in all caps unless you’re yelling, don’t pounce someone just as soon as they sign online, and search before posting a question. One more, stop sending jokes e-mails, I’ve heard it before, let me guess: “A penguin in a blender?” Oh yea, one more, STOP FUCKING WRITING 3’s FOR E’s AND Z’s FOR S’s. And if I wanted to be on MySpace I would had told you about it before you ever heard about it, so stop asking me to sign up. And, take the pics of child of the internet or at least take off the caption underneath it that reads, “My Thug Angel”. I digress. Thanks Pooh and Phonte for pointing those out to me.
Where was I? Ah…
“cookie”, if you don’t know what one does, don’t know how to create, delete or remove one, then just never say the word. It’s that fucking simple. And, no it doesn’t hold your credit card information. Idiots.
“blook” this one is new too me. Mainly because I don’t read blogs or books. I watch a lot of “garn” tho. Yep, it’s a thinker, and gross, and… hard.
“blogosphere” sounds cooler than it will ever be. If it was real, there would be a terrorist plot to blow it up.
“wiki” this word is such a fun word to say, just as Sienfield mentioned that “salsa” is a fun word to say. I guess it could get irritating if it was every other word out someone’s mouth. Assuming I’m talking about management. At that point it’s not a concept but more of a noun, adverb, and adjective. Something like, “Could we wiki the wiki then wiki it?” Or something like that. You know my grammar is the goodest.
“godcast”, a religious service which has been converted to an MP3 format. Jesus Christ, can we just call it an MP3 already? God Dammit!
“me-media”, a term for personal content websites such as Facebook and MySpace. I’ve already named those “time wasting” web sites. Facebook is a solo web site for .edu’s only. Oh, oooh, wait no, everyone can sign up now. Way to throw away you’re nitch. MySpace has now invented a way to instantly send someone a message to people you know who are also registered on MySpace. Thanks MySpace, thanks for re-inventing the wheel.
Words aren’t irritating, just annoying to hear them used improperly. Most often it just happens to be “Internet” words. Mostly because morons think they are “techno savvy”. Hey, how was that for a retro phrase?
Thanks to Don and Mike, anytime I hear the word “whatnot” everything said has be stricken from the record. No matter how credible that conversation was.
Phrases are what’s really irritating. Who can forget classics like “… not!” or “talk to the hand!” or “Where’s your sign” or “Git R Done!”
Here are a couple.
“…is the bomb”. Yes, I get it. It’s hot, it’s on fire, it’s about to blow up, big. But not everything can be the bomb. I think what set me off was something like, “This ice cream is the bomb!” Of course it’s good. That’s what fucking ice cream is supposed to be, delicious. This next one, I don’t see how any guy would think it would be something you’d ever say to a woman, “That was some bomb-ass pussy.” That really, for some reason just creeps me out.
“I’m Rick James, bitch!” or “What did the five fingers say to the face?” Thanks for making me never want to watch Chappelle Show again, assholes.
Here is the newest and latest one sweeping the nation:
“I think I just threw up a little in my mouth”. This one says, “I’m not really funny but I’ll steal a quote from a movie, then cover my mouth and pray for a laugh”. Apparently it’s so original, it was used in a couple some-what popular sitcoms and in a couple popular movies. If you really want, I’ll punch you in the throat. Maybe that’ll take your mind off the puke in your mouth.
…now science is telling you too.
[url=http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/06/21/ap3846019.html]http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/06/21/ap3846019.html[/url]
The eldest male sibling seems to always have the higher IQ. Duh! The only way my brother will get smarter is if he kills me. Hopefully not as I’m cutting the grass.
[quote]perhaps as a result of learning gained through the process of tutoring younger brothers and sisters[/quote]If I had to learn the hard way, why to I have to help them? Silver fucking spoon if you ask me.
I don’t know how I learned everything. Yes, everything. And, I certainly don’t know how teach someone else, that is without getting frustrated and pissed off. Try to explain why 2 + 1 isn’t 21. And its not even said as “twenty-one”, it’s said “two one?” Oh, sounds easy huh? Explain it then ask what 3 + 2 is. I’ll bet you get a big ol’ stupid “three two?”
Better than Spider-Man 3. Better than Pirates 3. OK, as a super hero flick.
One thing I have wrong with the F4 movie. I know it’s Marvel. I know it’s a kids movie. So stop fucking teasing everyone with maybe a sneak peek of Jessica Alba nude.
Other than that, the plot was OK. Laurence Fishburne through me off for a second but I guess was an OK choice.
I’d watch this again but, in higher definition.
Shittiest Shrek movie ever. That crap should had been a straight to DVD like Aladdin 2. It made almost $300M. Surprising when I figured everyone should demand a refund. Save yourself from this movie and just punch yourself in the crotch for 90 minutes.
I thought I heard somewhere that this movie was supposed to be funnier than ‘40 Year Old Virgin’. Well guys, it ain’t! Don’t get me wrong, it’s an OK movie, just not drop jaw funny. Here’s what the movies like: imagine your going to have a baby and Neb, Kraven & I sat around calling each other faggots, then some people get high for a minute, and theres always some bitch talking. Yea, this movie wasn’t as good as I thought or was hoping it would be. I’m not sure if I’d watch this again if I was bored and it was on randomly on.
Yet another film by Micheal Moore. This one was actually good. Kinda wants me to move out of the country or go on vacation to Cuba if I ever get injured. Very interesting what we have here. I don’t know what to say. I don’t wanted to fall under Nebulous’ “he’s a conspiracy theory whore” stereo-type of me.
Really, how many theories are out there? You got 9/11, JFK and the Apollo moon landing. Does Elvis even count?
Any ways, not only did this film tell a one sided eye opening story, it shows Moore just getting fatter. I think he has that turkey neck, flapping thing going on now-a-days.
Watch it or not, be your own judge. Meh. I just don’t wanna start a Micheal Moore flame war on my site.
Don Herbert. 89. Really? I thought he already passed. Last I saw him on TV was about 20 years ago, and I thought he was old then. Then again, everyone is old when you’re 11.
1983-1991, but aired reruns until 2000, making it the longest running show on Nickelodeon. My mom told me she remembered watching the original 50’s show, as reruns of course. Science wasn’t as cool back then. Granted, all they really did was try to prove the world was round, and showed how to fake a moon landing in AZ using an 8mm hand-held camera and some dying batteries. But I digress.
So, If he was so smart, why wasn’t his name Dr. Wizard? Hmmmm? Hmmmm? Ah-ha! I looked up to see if he ever went to college or if he was just some fraud TV schmuck that got lucky. Seems that he was a general science and English major at the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse who was interested in drama, which explains the TV part.
How about this for a fun fact- “[i]Flew a B-24 four engine bomber & crew to Italy; Completed 56 bombing missions over Northern Italy, Germany and Yugoslavia during WWII, earning the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal with three oak leaf clusters.[/i]”
He’s not a kid touching TV host perv, he’s a war hero. I just wonder if his arms are sleeve’d with tattoo’s like Mr. Rogers?
…believing that I didn’t waste the past 8 years waiting to watch 6 seasons of the Sopranos. I still haven’t watched an episode or even the finale. I walked in of the SUV slowly rolling scene, and the last 30 seconds or really the last 45 seconds I guess.
I thought good shows like “The Sopranos” were supposed to be works of art. As people asked me from time to time and are surprised that I’m not addicted to the show. I’m now glad that half America said the exact same thing and 10PM on June 11th, 2007. “What happened to the cable? ….ahhh, you’ve got to be shitting me.”
It’s brilliant I tell you. A close your eyes and make up your own ending, or BYOE as like to call it from now on.
I didn’t watch more that a minute but I was in the other room and could not understand a fucking word that was said. Which is surprising since New Jersey is know for their articulate dialect. I seriously understood one word, “bullshit”. Which is the same word that the last episode has been compared to. Coincidence?
Now, I think I’ll bring up the show in conversation just so these sheep can re-live the pain that was the shows finale.
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