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don’t you know that beards are so “80’s” and early “90’s”? LOL….have fun growing a jungle on your face….i hope you get lice…..LOL…J/K….

My face is starting to itch real, real bad!

Wow, I’ve never thought of it as a jungle on my face. That makes it ten times cooler! And as fruity as it sounds, conditioning the beard makes it itch a lot less. Plus after week three it won’t itch at all.

what week are ya’ll on anyway?

There is a news section on the front page of sweetbeard.com. Surely you can do math. Also, everyone should Digg it.

Yeah Digg it. This is the first day of week three for those who don’t want to compare calendars with dates.

that would mean i would actually have to *care* enough to visit sweetbeard.com in order to catch up on all the little details, and since i don’t, wouldn’t it just be easier if you could just answer the question…..or better yet, since i don’t care…..nevermind. its not as if you are growing one anyway…..seeing as you can’t.

Maybe we are trying to generate a little bit of traffic to the site. You talking negatively isn’t going to fucking help anyone out. Plus it really would had been easier if you didn’t ask and just read sweetbeard.com. Why would it be easier to post a question here and wait for a response? Dummy. Maybe you should sign up. Just don’t post any pics of the French Fork you’ve got growing off your vagina.

P.S. I’m not telling you what the Frech Fork is. You’ll have to visit [url=http://www.sweetbeard.com]sweetbeard.com[/url] now to find out!

Jill:

There are two types of people in the world who don’t have beards: women and little boys, and I am neither one.

Boofer:

I’m gonna grow a French Fork in my nether-regions BTW, how’s your kickass chinstrap coming along? The last update I saw from you you we’re lookin’ mighty handsome.

Nebby:

You look awesome so far.

I’ve been to the site, but so far, nothing interesting enough to care about has appeared……

maybe I should sign up and post a pic of my French fork….or whatever you want to call it…..that would spice things up a little…..

I’m sorry for insulting your website, guys…..

no hard feelings

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… Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for years!

You know how sometimes you just don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone? Well, that’s the way it was for me and my mutton chops. I’d always wanted them, grew them one day and then, well, I shaved them off.

Then, gradually, I started missing them. I’d be invited to pirate-themed parties and I’d have to turn down the invitation because, well, I just didn’t have the kind of facial hair necessary for a good pirate costume. It was the same with tractor pulls, rodeos and the like, I no longer had the facial hair, and thus, I was incomplete.

So I brought them back, and now that I have a new USB memory card reader I can begin posting on SweetBeard.com anew!

Speaking of Sweet Beard. Chris Cooley (TE) of the Redskins was having a beard contest in which he was giving away preseaon tickets to the winner. I had to run all up in his blog and link some [url=http://www.sweetbeard.com]sweetbeard.com[/url] action. So far, he hasn’t signed up.

[url=http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2008/07/beard-contest-phase-1-ends-tomorrow.html]The Official Blog of Chris Cooley: Beard contest phase 1 ends Friday[/url] (Friday aka last Friday, July 25th)

That would be pretty badass if he did. Jesus, if he did I guarantee we’d get flooded.

So far that post has garnered 19 hits. I don’t think many people read his blog comments

I guess, with fantasy football right around the corner people are more concerned with his stats than with his beard.

Here it comes! The one year anniversary of sweetbeard.com! I’m considering shaving everything (sans eyebrows) from neck up and letting it all grow out at once. Evyerbody get ready. November 15th it starts all over again!