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I fuck on the first date.

So, my curiosity got the best of me, and I took a gander at The Llama Shop, where I saw a girly shirt that says, “I fuck on the first date.”

As much as like chicks that do so, what does this have to do with the llama?

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11 Responses to “I fuck on the first date.”

  1. boofer says:

    I saw the topic, the postee and then thought, pfft, duh! Ahhh, I digress.

    What does it have to do with the Llama? Nothing. What does it have in common with the Llama? Funny & offensive.

  2. Freckles says:

    I hate you.

    PS: I’m the postER

  3. boofer says:

    [quote="Freckles"]I hate you.[/quote]

    Point proven.

    [quote="Freckles"]PS: I’m the postER[/quote]

    P.S. Poster doesn’t sound as fun as postee.

  4. Tato says:

    “Postee” is almost as annoying as the saying on the shirt you’re trying to sell.

  5. boofer says:

    [quote="Tato"]“Postee” is almost as annoying as the saying on the shirt you’re trying to sell.[/quote]

    First off. I’m not trying to sell any shirts. They are there, I’m not pushing them. But you would be the coolest kid on your block.

    Secondly. The quote on the shirt only annoys those whom fall under said category.

    If you can think of something better/funnier quote, like “Cum Dumpster”, you go right ahead and let me know.

  6. Tato says:

    I’m partial to “Cockless Fuckmuppet”.

  7. boofer says:

    DAMMIT!!

    I really should had guessed that. OK.

    [url=http://www.cafepress.com/redllama.49161678]The Cockless Fuckmuppet Ringer T-Shirt[/url]

  8. Tato says:

    Love it! I’ll take one of every color.

  9. Tato says:

    Now put it on a tank top and give me your credit card number.

  10. Karamon says:

    [quote]First off. I’m not trying to sell any shirts. They are there, I’m not pushing them.[/quote]

    I’d just like to note that you do have the link to cafepress on the top right corner of EVERY page.

  11. Boofer says:

    Yes, yes it is. But don’t you want to be the coolest kid on the block?

    Once, I get off my ass an find a good online shirt making-for-you/shipping-for-you web site then I’ll make a bunch of other shirts that won’t be relatively Llama related but more punch-your-mother-in-the-face funny.

    …or just retardly stupid shirts were random people buy them any ways, IE, “This is my Halloween costume.” type shirts. Because I like random money.

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