For all you heads on the run. You can now get your pot from a vending machine in CA. I like how in the “office” of this “medical marijuana vendor”, theres a poster of 2Pac on the wall. Plus, the backwards knit cap says “pro-o-o-o-o-fessional”. What he hasn’t mentioned was his plan to make more money by adding a soda machine to the left and a Funyuns machine to the right.
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January 29th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Not a bad idea. They should have different options for hte kind of pot you want too, like, for Thai Stick, press ‘A’ then 5, for Acapulco Gold, press ‘C’ then 2, and so-on and so-forth for Northern Lights, Panama Red, etc. That way, you’d have a little variety.
Regarding the food and soda machines, that’s definitely a good idea, though I prefer nachos, like the kind you get at Giant, or 7-11 in a pinch. A nacho station would be cool.
January 29th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Or a vending machine for that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day…what was that called?
January 29th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Man, if they had a vending machine for that.
Actually that would be disgusting. Like, they’d be on every corner and people would only use them after dark. And the money would fill them up so quickly that you’d have to hire black guys to drive around all night emptying out the money from each machine and protecting them from violent offenders. And then sometimes the vending machines would be hard to open up sometimes to get the money out, so you’d have to kick them until they stopped crying.
Yea, doesn’t sound like a lucrative career.
January 30th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
They do have a vending machine for that. It’s called Vietnam.
January 30th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
You don’t have to go all the way to VietNam for that! I just go to Pho 75 in Fairfax when I have a hankerin’ for dog …
“Eat dog, eat dog, eat a big old hound,
Eat dog, eat dog, there’s plenty at the pound.
Eat dog, eat dog it’s a mighty good food,
It’s a barkin’ good meal when I’m in the mood.
Friends and neighbors come from near and far,
When you throw a few chihuahuas on the fire.
Viet-Cong insurgents would eat two before a fight,
Because it gives a mighty man an awful lot of mighty might.
Eat dog, eat dog, eat a big old hound,
Eat dog, eat dog, there’s plenty at the pound.
Eat dog, eat dog it’s a mighty good food,
It’s a barkin’ good meal when I’m in the mood.”
January 30th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
LMAO! I happened to Read this as Centerfold by J.Geils Band was ending (with the na, na, na na na na, na, na, na, na na na na na) and it fit perfectly!
I prefer Pho 495 in Springfield.
January 30th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
“Look at all the dogs in the next-door neighbor’s yard,
Gotta’ hit ‘em in the head, gotta’ hit ‘em real hard.
First you gotta’ clean ‘em then the butcher cuts ‘em up,
Go home pre-heat the oven and broil them up.
Saw a big German Shepherd standing right over there,
So I rustled up a fire and cooked him medium rare.
Bar-B-Q’ed his brisket, roasted his rump,
Threw some in the freezer, threw an eyeball in a cup.
Eat a dog, eat a dog, ’cause it’s good for you,
Eat a dog, eat a dog, it’s the thing that goes ‘wooooooff’”
January 30th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
hehe
January 30th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Doesnt’ work so well with “I just want to celebrate”
Damn you, Rare Earth!