Traffic Tickets
ARGH!!!
I got a fucking ticket this morning on my way to work because I didn’t see a school bus stopped on the other side of the street. First of all, don’t put a school zone sign to my right with flashing lights, and cop with flashing lights to my left AND expect me to see a bus. I’m fairly certain that the cop was there JUST to distract people from seeing the bus so he could pull them over 
To top it off, the guy was a complete dick! “The kids are in school now…” Look officer, I’m really sorry that you have a napolean complex, please stfu and let me get to work, which, oh, by the way, is at a SCHOOL, so I KNOW it’s in session. (in case you didn’t see the child in my back seat with a back pack and lunch box)
So, while I’m browsing the interweb to see how many weeks of grocery money this shit is going to cost me, I find in a list of offences, this:
[b]Driving with excessive lights for purpose of general illumination ahead of vehicle
Statute: 46.2-1030
Fine: $30
Processing Fee: $62
Total: $92[/b]
What the FUCK else are “excessive lights” for???
I hate people!!!
and I never did find the damn fee for my ticket