I promised to find these after I forced Boofer to watch Pinky and The Brain with me the other night.
The Brain: This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other… is the earth.
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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.
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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf.
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The Brain: Yes, finally! The Happy Sappy Children of Many Lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!
Pinky: Oh no, Brain. Narf! You’re thinking of that other park in Orlando.
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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but… Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno.
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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.
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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Um… I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?
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The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
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The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?
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The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?
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The Brain: We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money.
Pinky: Capitol Hill?
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The Brain: Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.
Pinky: Ah, he liked sports then, did he?
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The Brain: Pinky, there are times when I feel I’m bearing my soul to a tube of caulk.
Pinky: Mmm! Caulk!
The Brain: …And yet I continue.
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The Brain: Hurry up, Pinky, If we don’t get to Carley Simon’s house I’ll never know if that song was about me.
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These are not all the available quotes online but the better of what I read.
[quote="imdb.com"]The Brain: We’re going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.
Pinky: We’re going to Denny’s?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn’t it?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain… but do I really need 2 tongues?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but then it’d be Snow White and the Seven Samurai…
The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but isn’t Regis Philbin already married?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tounge?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking… I mean, what would the children look like?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh… yeah, Brain, but where will we get rubber pants our size?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn’t anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering, Pinky?
Pinky: Wha, I think so Brain, but – *snort* No, no, it’s too stupid.
The Brain: We will disguise ourselves as a cow.
Pinky: Narf. That was it *exactly*.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Woof, oh, I’d have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
The Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you’ve been pondering?
The Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I’m pondering what you’re pondering?
The Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that’s exactly what I’m thinking, too.
The Brain: Therefore, you ARE pondering what I’m pondering.
Pinky: Poit, I guess I am. [/quote]
My favorite is still the one about pencils tasting like bacon.