Two Funny Mice

I promised to find these after I forced Boofer to watch Pinky and The Brain with me the other night.

The Brain: This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other… is the earth.
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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf.

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The Brain: Yes, finally! The Happy Sappy Children of Many Lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!
Pinky: Oh no, Brain. Narf! You’re thinking of that other park in Orlando.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but… Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Um… I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?

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The Brain: We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money.
Pinky: Capitol Hill?

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The Brain: Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.
Pinky: Ah, he liked sports then, did he?

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The Brain: Pinky, there are times when I feel I’m bearing my soul to a tube of caulk.
Pinky: Mmm! Caulk!
The Brain: …And yet I continue.

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The Brain: Hurry up, Pinky, If we don’t get to Carley Simon’s house I’ll never know if that song was about me.