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Family Guy & Star Wars

I enjoyed Family Guy’s Blue Harvest for the most point. I just heard an interview with Mike Henry the voice of Cleveland, “[i]Hey, baby. How would you like to go black, and then make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?[/i]” and Herbert, “[i]Ah, you’re starting to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Call me.[/i]” He confirmed that they already had finished recording the Empire Strikes Back and will be doing Return of the Jedi.

He also spoke about the Family Guy spin off called Cleveland. Where Cleveland moves to Virginia and has a Brady Bunch style relationship, I think with less friends.

Florida's Staying Classy

So, reading through my daily dose of strange news this morning, I noticed something well… strange.

First, I’ll summarize:

A kid calls the cops because he gets robbed by men he’s attempting to sell drugs to. Kid ends up getting both a felony and a misdemeanor possession charge.

A few teenagers get caught trying to steal a small alligator from a miniature gold course. This I just don’t get. Why does a miniature gold course have a gator in the first place?

In any case, the strange thing is that both of these dumb events happened in (you guessed it) South Florida. The next time someone asks me why I would move here from Ft. Lauderdale, I’ll just tell them I got sick of living in a city where the classiest people are tourists.

On another note, they are selling the Santa Monica Pier ferris wheel on E-bay, in case anyone has $50K burning a hole in their pocket.

Happy News!

The homeless guy on 23rd Street found a homeless woman to hang out with. Awwwe, he loves her! Strange how I can’t hold down a relationship but homeless people are hooking up left and right. On the other hand, I’m not standing in the rain all effing day. Soooo, I got that going for me.

Where's Waldo? On Earth!

So this chick got the great idea of painting a giant Waldo on the roof so it’ll show up on Google Maps. It’s not on there yet. I don’t know how long it’ll take from an update. My Civic is still parked in front of Grantham and the Trans Am is still on Bronte. Maybe Google Earth updates more often.

Here’s the address. It took me 45 seconds to find it. Because I’m not stupid and know how to used a search engine. And also, use my brain for at least 30 seconds. 1972 W 4th Ave, Vancouver, BC V6J 1M5, Canada.

I didn’t spoil it! you don’t HAVE to look up the address. You’re supposed to know to start in Vancouver.

[url=http://whereonearthiswaldo.wordpress.com/]Where On Earth Is Waldo?[/url]

Too Much Time on His Hands.

[quote]Company impressed with proposal hack

SEATTLE (UPI) — Officials with a Seattle video game company said they were delighted rather than irked to hear of a man who reprogrammed their game for a wedding proposal.

Bernie Peng, of Jersey City, N.J., said he spent one month reprogramming his girlfriend’s favorite game, “Bejeweled,” to display a wedding ring and a marriage proposal when she achieved a high enough score, the (Newark) New Jersey Star-Ledger reported Tuesday. His girlfriend, Tammy Li, reached the high score and subsequently accepted the proposal.

Officials with PopCap, the company that created the game, said they usually take issue with their games being reprogrammed, but they were so impressed by Peng’s story that they offered to pay for part of his wedding and offered to supply free copies of “Bejeweled 2 Deluxe” to guests at the August wedding.

“Most video game companies would frown on people manipulating their games,” said PopCap spokesman Garth Chouteau.

“But it won him a woman,” Chouteau said. “As a bunch of geeks we have to say, ‘Bernie, hats off to you.’”
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Love in an Elevator

The other day I saw an elevator “hack” to get the car to go straight to the floor you want without stopping by holding the floor you want and the close door buttons at the same time.

[quote="engadget.com"]Apparently lots of elevators have an express mode that lets you override everyone else’s selections and go straight to the floor you’re going to. You just press “Door Close” and the button for your floor at the same time. Should work on most Otis elvators, as well as a few other models that are out there[/quote]

It hasn’t worked for me so far. There was a post by a guy saying he works for Otis and called bullshit on this. It also seems like the door close but is useless to the public according the list below.

[quote="The New Yorker"]# The Door Close button is there mostly to give passengers the illusion of control. In elevators built since the early ’90s. The button is only enabled in emergency situations with a key held by an authority.

# The only known occurence of an elevator car free falling due to a snapped cable (barring fire or structural collapse), was in 1945. A B25 Bomber crashed into the Empire State Building, severing the cables of two elevators. The elevator car on the 75th floor had a woman on it, but she survived due to the 1000 feet of coiled cable of fallen cable below, which lessened the impact.

# Elevators are twenty times safer than escalators. There are twenty times more elevators than escalators, but only 1/3 more accidents.

# Elevators are also safer than cars. An average of 26 people die in elevators each year in the U.S. There are 26 car deaths every five hours.

# Most people who die in elevators are elevator technicians.

# The Otis Elevator Company carries the equivalent of the world’s population in their elevators every five days.

# The New York Marriott was the first to introduce a smart elevator system that assigned passengers to elevators depending on what floor they were heading to.

# Elevators used to require a two-man dispatcher/operator team to function. The advent of navigational buttons rendered those jobs obsolete.

# The area required for personal space is 2.3 feet. The average amount on elevators is generally 2 feet.

# Elevator hatches are generally bolted shut for safety reasons. In times of elevator crisis, the safest place is inside the elevator.

# The myth about jumping just before impact in a falling elevator is just that — myth. You can’t jump fast enough to counteract the speed of falling. And you wouldn’t know when to jump.

# Due to the laws of physics, elevators can’t be any taller than 1700 feet. Hoist ropes become too heavy after that, snapping at 3200 feet.[/quote]

WRAL-TV5 News

On the way walking over to dinner with Loki’s parents in Pentagon City, I passed right behind this douche reporting live from the corner of 18th St S and S Eads St. [url=http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=18th+St+S+%26+S+Eads+St+Arlington,+VA&jsv=107.hc&sll=38.857328,-77.05328&sspn=0.001399,0.002465&ie=UTF8&ll=38.85738,-77.053095&spn=0.005598,0.00986&t=h&z=17&iwloc=addr]Google Map[/url] it. There nothing over there. It’s in a 7-11 parking lot. I didn’t hear what he was saying as I walked behind him. I found him and his reports, about the Pope, on the web. I must have walked behind when they were showing footage of the Pope or something. Which makes me really mad. Now I’m all kicking myself for not screaming “Penis!”

[url=http://www.wral.com/news/blogpost/2746676/]http://www.wral.com/news/blogpost/2746676/[/url]

"My Neighbor Broke My Alarm Cock"

No, really.

[quote]Neighbor shoots rooster
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (UPI) — Police in St. Petersburg, Fla., said a man shot a neighbor’s rooster after he’d had his fill of the bird’s crowing.

Some neighbors who heard several shots coming from outside their homes Saturday said they looked out their windows to see Eric Nicastro, 30, standing with a handgun over the body of the dead rooster, The St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times reported.

“I got him!” Nicastro allegedly said after shooting the bird.

The rooster belonged to a flock of chickens that roosted at neighbor James Dominic’s house and were cared for by Britani Farley, 16.

“I broke down in tears,” Farley said. “They’re my pets.”

Jim Bordner, a spokesman for the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office, said Nicastro threw the rooster’s carcass into a nearby creek. Bordner said the state’s attorney will decide on formal charges.[/quote]

I bet the entire neighborhood will come up with bail money for this guy.

My New Car!

I was in a red ‘01 Jetta. It was fine, I didn’t *need* a new car, but I really wanted one, so I got one. (new to me anyway)

2002 Audi TT quattro. 6 speed manual (I SO missed having a proper transmission)

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And these are the wheels I want:
[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/BadKrystal/Audi/AudiWithWheels.jpg[/IMG]

I kept the tag from the Jetta, it’s fitting enough being that the Audi is also German, but I’m eventually going to get some variation of “cherry pie” I’m thinking CHRY 3.14 (of course I’ll have to sharpie the decimal in, I used to draw and umlaut on my current one.

Talk About Digging Your Own Grave

[quote]“Look, it is no big deal,” Christopher Wilkins told the Fort Worth, Texas, jury trying to decide in March whether to send him to death row or life in prison. “I’m as undecided (about that) as you are.” Wilkins even belittled his own lawyers for bringing his family in to beg the jury for mercy: “They (my lawyers) sprung that charade on me,” he told the jury. When his lawyers suggested that his murders were not cold-blooded but were the result of drug use, Wilkins said, “I wouldn’t put too much weight on that.” Before leaving the witness stand, Wilkins complimented the prosecutor (“You’re doing a fine job”) and added, “I haven’t been any good to anybody for the last 20 years, and I won’t be for the next 20 or the 20 after that.” (The jury chose the death penalty.) [Fort Worth Star-Telegram, 3-12-08] [/quote]



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