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Great American Road Trip

So these three guys decided to travel through the lower 48 states of the continental U.S….. In 5 days!

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I am the Worst Driver Ever.

I’ve suffered through backing into a tree, running my rear wheel off the bridge in my own driveway while back out, and countless amounts of curb-hitting and parellel parking nighmares, and still mnaged to rate myself as “not-that-bad” on the driving scale. Until today.

I pulled my Civic into a spot next to an SUV this morning when I got to work. Since the lots at my office building are pretty tight when it comes to backing out, I try to pull into a spot where there’s only one car next to me and the spot on the other side is free, which leaves me some room. It’s always a gamble, though: either park clear across the parking lot or hope nobody parks next to you.

Long story short, the free space gets taken. The space in front of my gets taken, so there’s no chance of pulling through that one. What’s worse? The effing Toyota Tundra parked behind me. So I couldn’t get out of my space. Stuck. I was forced to go to the crappy little rip-off deli.

Why do I think I’m the worst driver ever? This isn’t the first time it’s happened to me. Actually, it’s the second time in 2 months.

Five Gays to Doe

Seems like a little far to just to play Rock Band. Interesting though.

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Pizza Pussy Santa

I don’t know if very many people got the reference for that poll. So, I’ll explain it. Dave Attell said that if he ever had a child, he’s child’s name would be Pizza Pussy Santa, since everybody likes at least one of those things. I was a little curious, and I wanted to find out. And it looks like pussy took the early lead. What’s wrong? You don’t like pizza?

Whoa I has an account

I didn’t know that by my browser did and there’s posts from me from 2005. Where am I? What are these green boxes for?



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