This Is For All My Ninjas
[quote]June 26, 2008
In a town near Atlantic City, schools went into lock down after the report
of a ninja in the woods… near an elementary school. The ninja had been
spotted running, carrying a sword like they were on some kind of mission,
like a ninja. Turned out to be a camp counselor… on the way to a
costume party. When police caught up with him, the ninja said he
was going through the woods as a short cut because he was late
for the party.[/quote]
Wait a second! The police actually caught a ninja?! What am I thinking, they arrest ninjas every day. Usually have an APB out on them too. “The suspect is between 5′2″ and 6′11″, nearly 150 to 275 lbs, most likely brandishing a weapon, and allllll black.
That should be your next Halloween costume…. Boofer, the Drunken Ninja! I can already picture it in the headlines of every major newspaper… nationwide!