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iPhone 3G's True Price

People think the iPhone is now better and cheaper. Not the case.

Original iPhone – $399 + $39 (voice) + $20 (data) + $0 (sms) x 2 years = $1,815
iPhone 3G – $199 + $39 (voice) + $30 (data) + $5 (sms) x 2 years = $1,975

My VoIP – $15 x 2 years = $360
My Internet – $18 x 2 years = $432

Looks like I’m not saving any money. I’m just not giving it all to large corporations.

Ex-Boyfriend Jewlery (dot) com

Looks like all the whores have now found a web site to gather to. Classy, huh? If I had a reason to buy a ring, tell me why I wouldn’t think about this site. Yes, some fuck got his heart broken and his money taken but, these broads don’t know the value. I’d take full advantage of some slut. Plus it’s got retro art. Idea theivers!

[url=http://www.exboyfriendjewelry.com/]http://www.exboyfriendjewelry.com[/url]

Oh, FireFox Spellcheck, Why Do You Suck So?

vechile
- FireFox options: lovechild chile’s childless chiller’s chiller
- Google: Nothing, figures I meant vechile and found tons of places where everyone else misspelled vehicle.

cuorticy
- FireFox options: cortically vorticity morticians mortician mortice’s
- Google: Did you mean: courtesy

Tiny things. FireFox is getting a little sloppy in my eyes. Next thing you know it’ll be so bad that you’ll have to pay money to use it.

Driving Behavior

Something is weird this week. Can a full moon last five days? It’s like everyone signed up for pulloutinfrontofboofer.org.

This morning an Asian woman, oops, my bad, this 3rd trimester chink pulled out of Daventry across the slow lane in to my lane. Granted I might had been doing 60 or so but, number one, you don’t pull out across lanes and number two, you should be able to notice a car, A CAR, coming down the street in the fast lane at a high rate of speed.

After I passed that whore, where you start going up that hill, this VDOT truck decided to pull out in front of me from the shoulder to… you guessed it, just cut across the lanes. Assuming to make a U-turn at the top of the hill. How about not doing that when there’s a pack of oncoming cars.

Then when I got to Crystal City this JMC Jimmy decided to make up his mind like forty times on the south bond on ramp to S Clarke Street bypass. I was nice, I didn’t whip out in front of him at the intersection. My light wasn’t orange, it was more like tomato red. So I just waited for him to crawl across the intersection and proceed to do 10MPH up the ramp. When I went to pass him as he Pac-Man’ed the center line, which hadn’t started yet but was a literal 200 feet ahead. All you have to do is have your eyes open and you could definitely seen that a choice of lanes was about to perplex you in the sudden future. As I tried to pass him on the left, as you should, he was creeping to the left, so I gentle guided my vechile to the right at which at this time I think he thought, “Oh I should be in the right lane.” Fine, I’ll just pass on the left. I guess at that point he noticed that were other tax payers trying to use this road, namely me. He then I guess out the courtesy of his heart, decided to let me pass, on his right, as he pulled out of my way by pulling into my way.

That was just my commute this morning. I’m not going to get into the 55MPH hi-fiver’s that drive on the 65MPH HOV lanes.

This has been going on all week long.

During the “tornado”, people were driving like 35MPH with their hazards on. If you feel the need to turn your hazards on while driving, then don’t fucking drive. AND DON’T drive in the far left lanes, you’re just asking to get rear-ended. Pull over to the side and put your parking lights on. Not your hazards. We just need to see that there is a car on the side of the road. For some reason, flashing lights causes rubber-necking. Don’t slow down traffic more because you can’t fucking drive in the rain.

I, whom is a clean car window snob, could maintain 55 through that rain. People have a hard time looking at the road as apposed to staring at the rain on their windshield.

Speaking of rubber necking. On Wednesday there was an accident next to Landmark on the far right side lane of 395, NORTH. HOV and the south bound lanes were all clogged up right there from jackasses wanting to stare. Seminary Road is a little over a mile north of Duke Street and you could just see the line across the street where people were slowing down, then traffic just clears up after it. It erks me so much. They need to put up 40′ walls along 395. Then again that’ll just slow up traffic to because every will slow up to 35MPH around the blind turns.

People are morons. I obviously could write a book about this.

Carbon Belch Day

104lbs. That’s right, I’m pretty proud of it myself. They say thats about twice the weight of carbon that the average American puts in the atmosphere every day. I’ll be doing it without breaking a sweat. Why would I need to with A/C that ice cold? Find out how you can contribute at [url=http://www.carbonbelchday.com/]Carbon Belch Day[/url]

http://www.carbonbelchday.com/

Mrs. Ed

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