Spammers Are Sensitive People, Too
I get like 10 spams a day. I usually just “empty” them when I check my email. Today, one of them did their job. I clicked and read the email. How did they sucker me into reading their spam about free government subsidies and how I could learn how to use them? With a subject line like “Truckload of dead puppies”. That’s how.
Heeere’s the wind-up: What’s the difference between a truckload of dead puppies and a truckload of bowling balls?
Aaaannnd the punchline:
You can’t unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.