Once again, people mash up a Santa moment with non-Santa type comments. Listen for what one of the kids says at 21 seconds. Don’t you mean “Oh my Santa!”, little Jimmy?

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When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree . . . .

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Tis the season of Holidays and the political correctness of what greetings should be used in the workplace, on television and in advertising. But, to show Holiday spirit, or even the illusion of a wintry wonderland of joy, everyone puts up Christmas trees. Does this not scream, “I’m a Christian!”? Slapping those in the face whom believe in other tales from beyond the grave.

Here at my place of employment, I walk past about four different Christmas trees in a day. Today I noticed someone has placed a menorah near the front door by the elevators. It’s an electric one with flickering flame type bulbs. I’m thinking it was picked up at a dollar store by someone whom is not Jewish. The chrome plastic base and construction says “I’m cheap” but the all lit up bulbs say “I’m not Jewish and have no clue on what this crazy candle stick is for”. I unscrewed all the bulbs minus the first and the taller center one. I’m sure someone will walk by it later and screw them all back in. Morons.

Also, if you’re going to buy a gift card for someone this year, buy them a Kwanzaa decorated one. This is so the cards don’t end up in the “Land of Misfit Toys”. Nobody wants a “Charlie in the Box”. Besides, redeeming them could result in hilarity. “Happy holidays, Gramdma!”

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Holy crap, I had this idea five year ago. Oh well, they did an OK job with what they had. And I’m too lazy to make my own. Although mine had a laser light show to draw the lines. They were a tad smarter and used a projector. Cool, regardless. Here’s the website.

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With the newer version of the llama you won’t notice a difference until you login. So, everyone should login, notice then changes, and then post something, anything.

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