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My New Car!

I was in a red ‘01 Jetta. It was fine, I didn’t *need* a new car, but I really wanted one, so I got one. (new to me anyway)

2002 Audi TT quattro. 6 speed manual (I SO missed having a proper transmission)

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And these are the wheels I want:
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I kept the tag from the Jetta, it’s fitting enough being that the Audi is also German, but I’m eventually going to get some variation of “cherry pie” I’m thinking CHRY 3.14 (of course I’ll have to sharpie the decimal in, I used to draw and umlaut on my current one.

Forum Games?

Is there any interest for games played on here? Like movie association (I name a movie and the person below me names on with a linking actor) and things of the like?

We have a subforum full of these on my forum and it’s a big hit.

Just checkin’ kthxbye

Traffic Tickets

ARGH!!!

I got a fucking ticket this morning on my way to work because I didn’t see a school bus stopped on the other side of the street. First of all, don’t put a school zone sign to my right with flashing lights, and cop with flashing lights to my left AND expect me to see a bus. I’m fairly certain that the cop was there JUST to distract people from seeing the bus so he could pull them over

To top it off, the guy was a complete dick! “The kids are in school now…” Look officer, I’m really sorry that you have a napolean complex, please stfu and let me get to work, which, oh, by the way, is at a SCHOOL, so I KNOW it’s in session. (in case you didn’t see the child in my back seat with a back pack and lunch box)

So, while I’m browsing the interweb to see how many weeks of grocery money this shit is going to cost me, I find in a list of offences, this:

[b]Driving with excessive lights for purpose of general illumination ahead of vehicle
Statute: 46.2-1030
Fine: $30
Processing Fee: $62
Total: $92[/b]

What the FUCK else are “excessive lights” for???

I hate people!!!

and I never did find the damn fee for my ticket

Lost

Are there any Lost fans in the house? Or am I the only one here that’s so excited about tomorrow night that I may not get a lick of work done between now and then?

Squeeeeeeee!!!!

Phucking Phishers!

I hate People!!! That has been my motto for years now, and today, I was reminded why…

Anyway, I got a fishy email today. It said it was from Internal Revenue Service and the inside said this:

After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that
you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $375.20.
Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 3-9 days in order to
process it.
A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons.
For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.
To access the form for your tax refund, please click here

Note: For security reasons, we will record your ip-address, the date and time.
Deliberate wrong inputs are criminally pursued and indicated.

Regards,
Internal Revenue Service

I clicked the link to see what this was all about, and it took me to a very official looking page with a link on it that said it was the online form, and I should be prepared to enter a number of a *debit card* to which they could send the refund.

I checked on Snopes, and sure enough: http://www.snopes.com/fraud/phishing/irs2007.asp

If you get an email like this, please forward it to Phishing@irs.gov I’d hate for any of you to get ripped off.

Love, Krystal

I fuck on the first date.

So, my curiosity got the best of me, and I took a gander at The Llama Shop, where I saw a girly shirt that says, “I fuck on the first date.”

As much as like chicks that do so, what does this have to do with the llama?

Engrish Locks!

This is quite possibly my new favorite thing in the world!

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I got this from engrish.com, where you can find even more gems like it.

Soul Calibur IV

Hell Yes!!!

I am *so* getting a PS3 now! I heart Darth Vader

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What happened to the Llama?

Don’t get me wrong, the gold star is pretty and all…but I LOLed the first time I saw the llama as the “new posts” icon.

Hitman (2007)

Wow.

I actually got out to the theater tonight (went out to dinner too…I might get spoiled) anyway, I digress…

We saw Hitman. I’m not a fan of the game, in fact, I’ve never played, but the trailer looked awesome. Hot assassin, guns-a-blazin’, lots of action *and* explosions…what’s not to love? That is MY kind of movie.

I loved the movie. I am interested to know what fans of the game thought, I’m not sure if it was anything close to being true to the game. One thing I did pick up, at one point when 47 crashed through a window into a hotel room, a couple kids were playing the video game. It was very fleeting, and I’m actually surprised I caught it.

Maybe the girls here can back me up (or maybe I’m alone on this) but a super hot, kick ass hitman with a gun in each hand lighting up a room…better than porn!