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Mav's New Dyson Airblade

So Mav started up a “blog” for some unknown reason. Mainly to piss me off but, not today. He actually “blogged” something worth reading. He installed a Dyson Airblade and even included pics of William doing all the work for him. Nice grandpa work glasses William. Don’t know what a Dyson Airblade is? Well, looks like you’re reading and qualified enough to find out.

[url=http://lifewithmy.blogspot.com/2007/11/dyson-airblade-residential-installation.html]Dyson Airblade Residential Installation[/url]

Way to go Mav and… if I see one post about a fucking iPod or iPhone, for every post I find, I shall kill you.

Cavemen

Not funny. Period. It’ll should be canceled any second now.

Larger Pic

Hey boof….have a pic of the Kwik E Mart but its 2.43mb….i’ve tried to resize, it won’t change tho….can’t upload to your site because its too large….any suggestions?

never mind…i was able to do it….

Told You I Was Smarter

…now science is telling you too.

[url=http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/06/21/ap3846019.html]http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/06/21/ap3846019.html[/url]

The eldest male sibling seems to always have the higher IQ. Duh! The only way my brother will get smarter is if he kills me. Hopefully not as I’m cutting the grass.

[quote]perhaps as a result of learning gained through the process of tutoring younger brothers and sisters[/quote]If I had to learn the hard way, why to I have to help them? Silver fucking spoon if you ask me.

I don’t know how I learned everything. Yes, everything. And, I certainly don’t know how teach someone else, that is without getting frustrated and pissed off. Try to explain why 2 + 1 isn’t 21. And its not even said as “twenty-one”, it’s said “two one?” Oh, sounds easy huh? Explain it then ask what 3 + 2 is. I’ll bet you get a big ol’ stupid “three two?”

Don't Stop!

…believing that I didn’t waste the past 8 years waiting to watch 6 seasons of the Sopranos. I still haven’t watched an episode or even the finale. I walked in of the SUV slowly rolling scene, and the last 30 seconds or really the last 45 seconds I guess.

I thought good shows like “The Sopranos” were supposed to be works of art. As people asked me from time to time and are surprised that I’m not addicted to the show. I’m now glad that half America said the exact same thing and 10PM on June 11th, 2007. “What happened to the cable? ….ahhh, you’ve got to be shitting me.”

It’s brilliant I tell you. A close your eyes and make up your own ending, or BYOE as like to call it from now on.

I didn’t watch more that a minute but I was in the other room and could not understand a fucking word that was said. Which is surprising since New Jersey is know for their articulate dialect. I seriously understood one word, “bullshit”. Which is the same word that the last episode has been compared to. Coincidence?

Now, I think I’ll bring up the show in conversation just so these sheep can re-live the pain that was the shows finale.

The Arrow of Time

Here’s the photo timeline I was telling Neb about the other night. Figured I’d share it with everyone. It wasn’t starting in the 50’s like I thought, but 30 years is still impressive. Those crazy Argentinians, with their flash bulbs and goofy haircuts.

http://www.zonezero.com/magazine/essays/diegotime/time.html

Alaskan Benedict

Saturday night, around 2am, sober, yes sober, the group I was with, including I, went to breakfast. I felt like having something different beside the normal, bacon and eggs with toast or pancakes or waffles… etc. I then decided to order the most disgusting item on the menu I could find. It was a toss up between the “Crabcake & Sweet Corn Three-Egg Omelette” or the “Alaskan Benedict”. Enter the “Alaskan Benedict”… into my mouth!

[quote="Alaskan Benedict"]Jumbo English muffin, mild Horseradish sauce, smoked salmon, tomatoes, two eggs over-easy, Hollandaise, and roasted home fries.[/quote]

[quote="Crabcake & Sweet Corn"]Fried crabcake with scallions, sweet corn, Jack Cheddar and salsa.[/quote]

What did I really have to lose? I like English muffins, love Horseradish, I’m OK with salmon, hate tomatoes, love eggs and Hollandaise is ehhh, not bad but I could live without it.

It really wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be. I really ate only one of the two because it was a little over powering after the first ten bites.

All in all, I give it a 9, on the “Things You Probably Don’t Want to Order List”. This dish has got to be a senior citizen favorite. I rate it up there with Tuna salad with tomato on toasted rye, any liver platter, and the Reuben.

Eating this, I believe has aged me a year or two. On the way home I felt the urge to get lost, become confused, and shit my pants unknowingly until someone asked me if I had done so.

General Lee on eBay

Worth over 2 million? Well, it is a ‘69 with only 10K in mileage. I think it would be WAY cheaper to just build your own. Does anyone who wants a General Lee really want one from the show or movie? I’d assume you’d want an invaluable one just in case you got drunk and tried to jump it.

Funny thing is, I think that John Schneider is selling on his eBay account. If so, he signs and sells shit. Plus he’s a fan of Smallville, or maybe not since he sold the DVD on eBay. The best thing he’s sold so far is his NASCAR jacket, for $1,200. It’s the same jacket he sang the National Anthem with Elvira at the Busch Race! So, I read.

[url=http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&viewitem=&item=250108256198]General Lee Auction[/url]

Random Question

So does anyone besides me actually read and post on your site? or is just a chat room between you and me?? just wondering.

My Job Wants To Be "Greener" Than Your Job

I get this e-mail from the big cheese at work asking us to turn off electrical devices off at COB. Granted, as proven on the Busting of Myths show, they showed if you’re going to be away from you light source for more than 0.0000001 seconds, you should turn it off to conserve money. My question is, is it really conserving energy? Do we care about using too much electricity? Beside the points of wearing out a light bulb faster or saving money at the end of the month at our HOMES. Who cares at WORK? Does any one think that turning off our lights will “do our part to assure a sustainable environment for our children and grandchildren.”? That sounds like some conspiracy theory bullshit to me.