Archived entries for Movies

Sweeney Todd (2007)

This looks like it could be good. Can’t wait to see it….although we’ll see if it compares to the Broadway version….

Hot Rod (2007)

Go see this movie. I thought nothing of it when it first came out. I wasn’t to pressed to see it at all. Interested, yes. So, when I did watch it, I was pleasantly surprised how funny this movie actually is. Better than Harold and Kumar. Better than Super Troopers, even though I don’t find Super Troopers as funny as some people believe it is. Not funnier than Dumb and Dumber, it’s hard to beat the champ. Anyways, I give it 3 thumbs ups and would watch it again anytime.

Mr. Woodcock (2007)

For what it is it’s a decent movie, we enjoyed it. It certainly isn’t the most hilarious film ever made, but it’s a good laugh none the less.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)

Better than Spider-Man 3. Better than Pirates 3. OK, as a super hero flick.

One thing I have wrong with the F4 movie. I know it’s Marvel. I know it’s a kids movie. So stop fucking teasing everyone with maybe a sneak peek of Jessica Alba nude.

Other than that, the plot was OK. Laurence Fishburne through me off for a second but I guess was an OK choice.

I’d watch this again but, in higher definition.

Shrek The Third (2007)

Shittiest Shrek movie ever. That crap should had been a straight to DVD like Aladdin 2. It made almost $300M. Surprising when I figured everyone should demand a refund. Save yourself from this movie and just punch yourself in the crotch for 90 minutes.

Knocked Up (2007)

I thought I heard somewhere that this movie was supposed to be funnier than ‘40 Year Old Virgin’. Well guys, it ain’t! Don’t get me wrong, it’s an OK movie, just not drop jaw funny. Here’s what the movies like: imagine your going to have a baby and Neb, Kraven & I sat around calling each other faggots, then some people get high for a minute, and theres always some bitch talking. Yea, this movie wasn’t as good as I thought or was hoping it would be. I’m not sure if I’d watch this again if I was bored and it was on randomly on.

Sicko (2007)

Yet another film by Micheal Moore. This one was actually good. Kinda wants me to move out of the country or go on vacation to Cuba if I ever get injured. Very interesting what we have here. I don’t know what to say. I don’t wanted to fall under Nebulous’ “he’s a conspiracy theory whore” stereo-type of me.

Really, how many theories are out there? You got 9/11, JFK and the Apollo moon landing. Does Elvis even count?

Any ways, not only did this film tell a one sided eye opening story, it shows Moore just getting fatter. I think he has that turkey neck, flapping thing going on now-a-days.

Watch it or not, be your own judge. Meh. I just don’t wanna start a Micheal Moore flame war on my site.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

So, it’s almost three hours long. It’s entertaining to a degree. After you’re annoyed with every other scene only about who’s going to get betrayed, you get kinda sleepy. I have to re-watch the second half. I missed the part were Keith Richards is Jack Sparrows father. All in all, it was a good idear to watch it.

If there is a POTC4 it might be better than POTC2 & POTC3. Those two movies left a familiar sour Matrix taste in my mouth, although I didn’t expect as much out of POTC. They did leave the movie open ended so, POTC4 is a good possibility.

Premonition (2007)

Who doesn’t love a Sandra Bullock movie? Hope Floats, Miss Congeniality, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, The Lake House, Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous! Yep, all her movies are the types that make me roll my eyes. But what about her other movies? The ones that aren’t chick flicks. You got, Demolition Man, Speed, The Net, Speed 2: Cruise Control! Oh yeah, those all suck too.

For some reason I still like Sandra Bullock. Maybe it’s just because I thinks she’s hot as balls. I have some friends that think she’s attractive but no where above an 7.5-8.0. I digress.

OK, OK. The movie. The movie was actually pretty good. It’s one of those, you know “what”, but don’t know “how”. I’d put it in the Memento, Butterfly Effect, Donnie Darko type movie styling. I just might watch it again this week.

Whose in it? Dr. Doom (Julian McMahon), then that one black chick, no the other, nooo the other, no no no, the OTHER one (Nia Long), and that one guy from TV who plays the bad guy all the time (Peter Stormare) plus a couple of kids, whose names aren’t that important because, I’ve never seen them before.

Fracture (2007)

Dreamy Ryan Gosling of “The Notebook” fame and the oh-so sexier Anthony Hopkins from great movies such as “Freejack”, “Meet Joe Black”, and “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”.

I was hoping to really enjoy this movie but, I figured out the whole plot before the mid-point of the movie. Maybe it’s just me but sometimes I don’t want to turn off my brain and watch a movie. Sometime I like to be challenged mentally. Which is what drew me to this movie to begin with.

Hopkins has some good one-liners throughout the movie and I think does a nice job. His character really made me hope the movie ended 15 minutes before it actually did.

With 5 people helping me, I give it 7 thumbs up.



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