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On the way walking over to dinner with Loki’s parents in Pentagon City, I passed right behind this douche reporting live from the corner of 18th St S and S Eads St. [url=http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=18th+St+S+%26+S+Eads+St+Arlington,+VA&jsv=107.hc&sll=38.857328,-77.05328&sspn=0.001399,0.002465&ie=UTF8&ll=38.85738,-77.053095&spn=0.005598,0.00986&t=h&z=17&iwloc=addr]Google Map[/url] it. There nothing over there. It’s in a 7-11 parking lot. I didn’t hear what he was saying as I walked behind him. I found him and his reports, about the Pope, on the web. I must have walked behind when they were showing footage of the Pope or something. Which makes me really mad. Now I’m all kicking myself for not screaming “Penis!”

[url=http://www.wral.com/news/blogpost/2746676/]http://www.wral.com/news/blogpost/2746676/[/url]

"My Neighbor Broke My Alarm Cock"

No, really.

[quote]Neighbor shoots rooster
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (UPI) — Police in St. Petersburg, Fla., said a man shot a neighbor’s rooster after he’d had his fill of the bird’s crowing.

Some neighbors who heard several shots coming from outside their homes Saturday said they looked out their windows to see Eric Nicastro, 30, standing with a handgun over the body of the dead rooster, The St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times reported.

“I got him!” Nicastro allegedly said after shooting the bird.

The rooster belonged to a flock of chickens that roosted at neighbor James Dominic’s house and were cared for by Britani Farley, 16.

“I broke down in tears,” Farley said. “They’re my pets.”

Jim Bordner, a spokesman for the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office, said Nicastro threw the rooster’s carcass into a nearby creek. Bordner said the state’s attorney will decide on formal charges.[/quote]

I bet the entire neighborhood will come up with bail money for this guy.

Talk About Digging Your Own Grave

[quote]“Look, it is no big deal,” Christopher Wilkins told the Fort Worth, Texas, jury trying to decide in March whether to send him to death row or life in prison. “I’m as undecided (about that) as you are.” Wilkins even belittled his own lawyers for bringing his family in to beg the jury for mercy: “They (my lawyers) sprung that charade on me,” he told the jury. When his lawyers suggested that his murders were not cold-blooded but were the result of drug use, Wilkins said, “I wouldn’t put too much weight on that.” Before leaving the witness stand, Wilkins complimented the prosecutor (“You’re doing a fine job”) and added, “I haven’t been any good to anybody for the last 20 years, and I won’t be for the next 20 or the 20 after that.” (The jury chose the death penalty.) [Fort Worth Star-Telegram, 3-12-08] [/quote]

Finally! Something Boofer Can Brag About!

[quote]Always buying sneakers? It’s the sign of a leader: poll Tue Apr 1, 9:50 AM ET

Got a passion for buying sneakers? It could be a good sign, with a poll finding that people who buy three pairs of sneakers or more a year are far more likely to be a leadership type than other people.

Mindset Media, a media company that examines personality traits of different consumers, found that people who buy more than three pairs of sneakers a year are 61 percent more likely to have the qualities of a modern leader.

These qualities were defined as having ideas and vision, and a style with others that is both inclusive and decisive.

The survey of 7,500 people, using market research group Nielsen’s online panel, found multi-sneaker buyers were 50 percent more likely to be very assertive and 47 percent more likely to be spontaneous.

Lauren Arvonio, a spokeswoman for Mindset Media, said sneaker buyers were more likely to fly by the seat of their pants.

“It is often said you can tell a lot about a person by the shoes they wear, and now we have some hard data to back that up,” Arvonio told Reuters.

“What is interesting is that these personality traits held true across the board, regardless of age, income, or gender.”

Previous Mindset Media surveys found that people who pay their credit card bills off each month were more likely to be “highly deliberate,” thinking through their actions, but also less modest than others, likely to brag about their habits.

Hybrid car owners were found to be 78 percent more likely to be highly creative than other people and less dogmatic.

(Writing by Belinda Goldsmith, Editing by Patricia Reaney)
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I wonder what the study shows about men with the habits of buying at least three pairs of red stilettos every year. Probably something along the lines of “… are most likely to join the Army.”

Got Cell Phone? Get Pulled Over!

[quote="Burlington County Times"]It will soon be a lot easier for police to ticket motorists for hand-held cell phone calls and text messaging.

Starting Saturday, the use of hand-held cell phones or text messaging while driving becomes a primary offense, which means police officers don’t need another reason for stopping motorists before charging them with a cell-phone violation.

Violators of the law face fines ranging from $100 to $250.[/quote]

Some think there shouldn’t be more laws to pull over people but I like this one. Just stay off the phone. That’s easier then not speeding or drinking and driving.

The only people I honk at are people on the phone and old people. The most dangerous people on the road are old people on cell phones.

Don’t give me the “It no different than holding coffee or smoking.” You’re not talking to the coffee or cigarette. And if you are, you shouldn’t have a license.

[url=http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/112-02282008-1495263.html]http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/112-02282008-1495263.html[/url]

…And your little dog, too!

Well, if anybody hates little yappy dogs, this is the story for you:

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/snake-eats-family-dog-as-kids-watch/20080227092709990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

With pictures, too… ick.

Jim Kosek

Love weather reports? Love people yelling? Then you’ll love Jim Kosek yelling the weather report at you.

I went onto [url=http://www.accuweather.com]accuweather.com[/url] yesterday to get my updated weather forecast for the week. When I played the forecast video, this guy, Jim Kosek, seemed border line crazy. Which I found funny. He was talking about how he had “waaaaay to much couch syrup”. And how he loved Thursday because it’s going to be 48*, then dumps Thursday for Friday because he likes 52* better.

The good: He’s entertaining for the minute and a half he’s on.

The bad: It’s the same shtick for all his weather reports for that hour. So, if he does DC, he does the Baltimore, Greensboro, Philly, etc. all the same way. They all do it the same, way. Thanks, Dave Matthews.

So, go check him out. It’s humorous. I just wish you could watch archived weather reports. The one for yesterday morning was good.

They also have bloopers you can watch.

[url=http://www.accuweather.com/index-forecast-us.asp?zipcode=22150&partner=accuweather&u=1&traveler=1]Springfield, VA Weather Forecast[/url]

Oh! That? That's Not Mine!

[quote]INDIAN RIVER COUNTY — A 400-pound man faces a drug charge after Indian River County sheriff’s investigators plucked a bag of crack cocaine from his belly button, according to an arrest affidavit released Wednesday.

Deputies stopped Gergory K. Vandyke, 47, of the 10000 block of U.S. 1, Sebastian, about 11:05 p.m. Tuesday after he ran a stop light on County Road 510.

The man said he was coming from Vero Beach, but the deputy reported spotting him “coming off of 58th Court, a known drug area.”

A sheriff’s dog “alerted” on Vandyke’s 2001 Ford Ranger, and investigators found a small amount of powder cocaine in the vehicle.

“Vandyke was advised that bringing a controlled substance into the jail was an additional charge,” the arrest affidavit states. “At that time Vandyke told me to check his belly button.”

That, investigators report, is where Vandyke had squirreled away a small plastic baggy of crack. He later said he buys $20 to $30 of the drug one or two times a week and uses the crack to help with pain.

He faces a felony possession of a controlled substance charge and remained Wednesday at the Indian River County Jail in lieu of $5,000 bail.[/quote]

Why am I picturing that scene in “Raiders of the Lost Ark” when Indy reaches in to the hole in the wall filled with bugs to pull a lever?

Air Jordan XX3

eBay + $1000 = XX3’s

Seriously, who the eff is spending 1000’s on some 23rd anniversary shoes. I’ve never own a pair of Jordan’s. I’ve also never spent over $100 for a pair of shoes either.

I thought people were utterly retarded for waiting outside at midnight like Wii or PS3 owners did. I mean, their not Star Wars films. Geez!

Plus they are UGLY.

[align=center][img]http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/BUSINESS/080108/g-080108-biz-airjordan1-11a.widec.jpg[/img][/align]

What are they made out of? Leather and Poncos?

Medical Marijuana Vending Machines

For all you heads on the run. You can now get your pot from a vending machine in CA. I like how in the “office” of this “medical marijuana vendor”, theres a poster of 2Pac on the wall. Plus, the backwards knit cap says “pro-o-o-o-o-fessional”. What he hasn’t mentioned was his plan to make more money by adding a soda machine to the left and a Funyuns machine to the right.

[url=http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/01/26/sahib.ca.marijuana.vending.kcal]http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/01/26/sahib.ca.marijuana.vending.kcal[/url]



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