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eHarmony + cats = crazy

After a couple of hours not changing the channel after watching Game 6 of the 2011 NHL Stanly Cup Finals, Jay Leno appeared on my television. I normally don’t watch Leno, I lean more to Team Coco. In his opening monolog, Jay referred to this woman on eHarmony who’s video bio is going “viral” because she breaks down because she’s unable to hug every cat in the world, but she knows that’s impossible. She’s only half nuts. Anyway, the Leno spoof on the video made me laugh, it should make you laugh too. Link – YouTube “Jay Leno eHarmony cat lover”

Family Guy & Star Wars

I enjoyed Family Guy’s Blue Harvest for the most point. I just heard an interview with Mike Henry the voice of Cleveland, “[i]Hey, baby. How would you like to go black, and then make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?[/i]” and Herbert, “[i]Ah, you’re starting to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Call me.[/i]” He confirmed that they already had finished recording the Empire Strikes Back and will be doing Return of the Jedi.

He also spoke about the Family Guy spin off called Cleveland. Where Cleveland moves to Virginia and has a Brady Bunch style relationship, I think with less friends.

Two Funny Mice

I promised to find these after I forced Boofer to watch Pinky and The Brain with me the other night.

The Brain: This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other… is the earth.
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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf.

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The Brain: Yes, finally! The Happy Sappy Children of Many Lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!
Pinky: Oh no, Brain. Narf! You’re thinking of that other park in Orlando.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but… Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Um… I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?

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The Brain: We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money.
Pinky: Capitol Hill?

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The Brain: Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.
Pinky: Ah, he liked sports then, did he?

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The Brain: Pinky, there are times when I feel I’m bearing my soul to a tube of caulk.
Pinky: Mmm! Caulk!
The Brain: …And yet I continue.

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The Brain: Hurry up, Pinky, If we don’t get to Carley Simon’s house I’ll never know if that song was about me.

Lost

Are there any Lost fans in the house? Or am I the only one here that’s so excited about tomorrow night that I may not get a lick of work done between now and then?

Squeeeeeeee!!!!

Knight Rider's KITT

[url=http://jalopnik.com/cars/knight-rider/its-official-knight-riders-kitt-is-a-shelby-gt500kr-mustang-333022.php]It’s Official! Knight Rider’s KITT is a Shelby GT500KR Mustang[/url]

Why!!!?!?! So freakin dumb. It should be another Pontiac. It just looks like another retarded Mustang. I bet KITT is just a modified version of Vista, too.

House and the Writers Strike

So after realizing today that House might had been a repeat because of the writers strike, I Googled for some info. I found this…

[quote="'robocop is bleeding' on MetaFilter.com"]A Very Special Episode of House

CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.
HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?
CHASE: I did try the medicine drug.
HOUSE: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.
PATIENT: I would rather not be sick.
HOUSE: You are stupid too. Did you take stupid drug?
FOREMAN: I gave patient stupid drug.
HOUSE: You are a black man.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.
PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
CAMERON: That’s bad!
PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
HOUSE: No! Hygiene drug will kill Patient! He needs mouse bites to live!
CHASE: [Shocked]
CAMERON: [Shocked]
FOREMAN: [Vexed]
HOUSE: More mouse bites!
CUTTY: I forbid this.
HOUSE: Don’t care.
CHASE: [Gets mice]
HOUSE: [Makes mouse bite serum]
PATIENT: I feel better. No more nose blood! Thank you doctor!
HOUSE: I am very smart.
WILSON: I, too, am in this episode.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.

~FIN~[/quote]

Don’t like House but want to read the medical review of each show? [url=http://www.politedissent.com/house_pd.html]Visit this site.[/url] I like House to much to care how inaccurate the treatments are. For me, Hugh Laurie makes the show worth watching.

Oh and as for the writers strike effecting House…

[quote="TV Guide"]Although statements circulated by producers and writers yesterday reveal that only $20 million separates their contract proposals, we still may be no closer to seeing this strike resolved. How can that be? The issue isn’t the $20 million — producers drop that over lunch — it’s how to assess compensation for ever-changing digital platforms. In any case, talks, such as they are, will resume today. — Ben Katner Dec 4, 2007 9:20 AM[/quote]