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		<title>eHarmony + cats = crazy</title>
		<link>http://www.redllama.net/2011/06/14/eharmony-cats-crazy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 05:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boofer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a couple of hours not changing the channel after watching Game 6 of the 2011 NHL Stanly Cup Finals, Jay Leno appeared on my television. I normally don&#8217;t watch Leno, I lean more to Team Coco. In his opening monolog, Jay referred to this woman on eHarmony who&#8217;s video bio is going &#8220;viral&#8221; because [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After a couple of hours not changing the channel after watching Game 6 of the 2011 NHL Stanly Cup Finals, Jay Leno appeared on my television. I normally don&#8217;t watch Leno, I lean more to Team Coco. In his opening monolog, Jay referred to this woman on eHarmony who&#8217;s video bio is going &#8220;viral&#8221; because she breaks down because she&#8217;s unable to hug every cat in the world, but she knows that&#8217;s impossible. She&#8217;s only half nuts. Anyway, the Leno spoof on the video made me laugh, it should make you laugh too. Link &#8211; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jay+leno+eharmony+cat&#038;aq=f">YouTube &#8220;Jay Leno eHarmony cat lover&#8221;</a></p>
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		<title>Family Guy &amp; Star Wars</title>
		<link>http://www.redllama.net/2008/04/24/family-guy-amp-star-wars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boofer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I enjoyed Family Guy&#8217;s Blue Harvest for the most point. I just heard an interview with Mike Henry the voice of Cleveland, &#8220;[i]Hey, baby. How would you like to go black, and then make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?[/i]&#8221; and Herbert, &#8220;[i]Ah, you&#8217;re starting to piss me off, you little [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I enjoyed Family Guy&#8217;s Blue Harvest for the most point. I just heard an interview with Mike Henry the voice of Cleveland, &#8220;[i]Hey, baby. How would you like to go black, and then make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?[/i]&#8221; and Herbert, &#8220;[i]Ah, you&#8217;re starting to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Call me.[/i]&#8221; He confirmed that they already had finished recording the Empire Strikes Back and will be doing Return of the Jedi.</p>
<p>He also spoke about the Family Guy spin off called Cleveland. Where Cleveland moves to Virginia and has a Brady Bunch style relationship, I think with less friends.</p>
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		<title>Two Funny Mice</title>
		<link>http://www.redllama.net/2008/03/03/two-funny-mice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tato</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I promised to find these after I forced Boofer to watch Pinky and The Brain with me the other night.
The Brain: This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other&#8230; is the earth.
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The Brain: Pinky, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I promised to find these after I forced Boofer to watch Pinky and The Brain with me the other night.</p>
<p>The Brain: This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other&#8230; is the earth.<br />
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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I&#8217;m pondering?<br />
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp. </p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I&#8217;m pondering?<br />
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf. </p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
The Brain: Yes, finally! The Happy Sappy Children of Many Lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!<br />
Pinky: Oh no, Brain. Narf! You&#8217;re thinking of that other park in Orlando. </p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I&#8217;m pondering?<br />
Pinky: I think so Brain, but&#8230; Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno. </p>
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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I&#8217;m pondering?<br />
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn&#8217;t have ears, we&#8217;d look like weasels. </p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I&#8217;m pondering?<br />
Pinky: Um&#8230; I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won&#8217;t wear the nylons? </p>
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The Brain: Are you pondering what I&#8217;m pondering?<br />
Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can&#8217;t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish. </p>
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The Brain: Are you pondering what I&#8217;m pondering?<br />
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks? </p>
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The Brain: Are you pondering what I&#8217;m pondering?<br />
Pinky: Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle? </p>
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The Brain: We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money.<br />
Pinky: Capitol Hill? </p>
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The Brain: Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.<br />
Pinky: Ah, he liked sports then, did he? </p>
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The Brain: Pinky, there are times when I feel I&#8217;m bearing my soul to a tube of caulk.<br />
Pinky: Mmm! Caulk!<br />
The Brain: &#8230;And yet I continue. </p>
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The Brain: Hurry up, Pinky, If we don&#8217;t get to Carley Simon&#8217;s house I&#8217;ll never know if that song was about me.</p>
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		<title>Lost</title>
		<link>http://www.redllama.net/2008/01/30/lost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krystal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are there any Lost fans in the house? Or am I the only one here that&#8217;s so excited about tomorrow night that I may not get a lick of work done between now and then?
Squeeeeeeee!!!!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are there any Lost fans in the house? Or am I the only one here that&#8217;s so excited about tomorrow night that I may not get a lick of work done between now and then?</p>
<p>Squeeeeeeee!!!!</p>
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		<title>Knight Rider&#039;s KITT</title>
		<link>http://www.redllama.net/2007/12/14/knight-rider039s-kitt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boofer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[url=http://jalopnik.com/cars/knight-rider/its-official-knight-riders-kitt-is-a-shelby-gt500kr-mustang-333022.php]It&#8217;s Official! Knight Rider&#8217;s KITT is a Shelby GT500KR Mustang[/url]
Why!!!?!?! So freakin dumb. It should be another Pontiac. It just looks like another retarded Mustang. I bet KITT is just a modified version of Vista, too.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[url=http://jalopnik.com/cars/knight-rider/its-official-knight-riders-kitt-is-a-shelby-gt500kr-mustang-333022.php]It&#8217;s Official! Knight Rider&#8217;s KITT is a Shelby GT500KR Mustang[/url]</p>
<p>Why!!!?!?! So freakin dumb. It should be another Pontiac. It just looks like another retarded Mustang. I bet KITT is just a modified version of Vista, too.</p>
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		<title>House and the Writers Strike</title>
		<link>http://www.redllama.net/2007/12/06/house-and-the-writers-strike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boofer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So after realizing today that House might had been a repeat because of the writers strike, I Googled for some info. I found this&#8230;
[quote="'robocop is bleeding' on MetaFilter.com"]A Very Special Episode of House
CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.
HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?
CHASE: I did try the medicine [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So after realizing today that House might had been a repeat because of the writers strike, I Googled for some info. I found this&#8230;</p>
<p>[quote="'robocop is bleeding' on MetaFilter.com"]A Very Special Episode of House</p>
<p>CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.<br />
HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?<br />
CHASE: I did try the medicine drug.<br />
HOUSE: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.<br />
PATIENT: I would rather not be sick.<br />
HOUSE: You are stupid too. Did you take stupid drug?<br />
FOREMAN: I gave patient stupid drug.<br />
HOUSE: You are a black man.<br />
FOREMAN: This vexes me.<br />
PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.<br />
CAMERON: Thatâ€™s bad!<br />
PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.<br />
CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.<br />
HOUSE: No! Hygiene drug will kill Patient! He needs mouse bites to live!<br />
CHASE: [Shocked]<br />
CAMERON: [Shocked]<br />
FOREMAN: [Vexed]<br />
HOUSE: More mouse bites!<br />
CUTTY: I forbid this.<br />
HOUSE: Donâ€™t care.<br />
CHASE: [Gets mice]<br />
HOUSE: [Makes mouse bite serum]<br />
PATIENT: I feel better. No more nose blood! Thank you doctor!<br />
HOUSE: I am very smart.<br />
WILSON: I, too, am in this episode.<br />
FOREMAN: This vexes me.</p>
<p>~FIN~[/quote]</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t like House but want to read the medical review of each show? [url=http://www.politedissent.com/house_pd.html]Visit this site.[/url] I like House to much to care how inaccurate the treatments are. For me, Hugh Laurie makes the show worth watching.</p>
<p>Oh and as for the writers strike effecting House&#8230;</p>
<p>[quote="TV Guide"]Although statements circulated by producers and writers yesterday reveal that only $20 million separates their contract proposals, we still may be no closer to seeing this strike resolved. How can that be? The issue isn&#8217;t the $20 million â€” producers drop that over lunch â€” it&#8217;s how to assess compensation for ever-changing digital platforms. In any case, talks, such as they are, will resume today. â€” Ben Katner  Dec 4, 2007 9:20 AM[/quote]</p>
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