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The Llama Gets An Upgrade

Boofer — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:37:01 +0000

With the newer version of the llama you won’t notice a difference until you login. So, everyone should login, notice then changes, and then post something, anything.

D&D '08

Boofer — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:42:43 +0000

Please enjoy this year’s annual D&D party and pass along invite to anyone who doesn’t suck. Suggestions for the official drinking game welcome, but if you come dressed as a level 12 wild mage you’re at the wrong party.

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I'm banned?

Loki — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:23:19 +0000

“You are banned from this site due to an unknown user agent”

How about; “Sorry we don’t support Safari, please access this site with Mozilla” . Which would be a more intelligent response.

Just my 2 cents, don’t know if that was part of the package or you did that yourself.

Pizza Pussy Santa

Boofer — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:39:31 +0000

I don’t know if very many people got the reference for that poll. So, I’ll explain it. Dave Attell said that if he ever had a child, he’s child’s name would be Pizza Pussy Santa, since everybody likes at least one of those things. I was a little curious, and I wanted to find out. And it looks like pussy took the early lead. What’s wrong? You don’t like pizza?

Whoa I has an account

Maverick — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:29:49 +0000

I didn’t know that by my browser did and there’s posts from me from 2005. Where am I? What are these green boxes for?

And the Winner is….

Tato — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:37:56 +0000

Looks like Perdue took the title in the Rube Goldberg Contest… again. Surprise!

“WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. (UPI) — A team of engineers from Indiana’s Purdue University have been awarded $1,000 for their creation of an elaborate 156-step hamburger-making machine.

Purdue won Saturday’s annual Rube Goldberg Machine Contest, a competition in which engineering students from across the country create devices to perform basic jobs with the most possible number of steps, the Lafayette (Ind.) Journal and Courier reported.

“With all the hard work we’ve put into this machine, it’s just fantastic,” said Drew Wischer, Purdue Society of Professional Engineers team captain.

More than 1,500 people attended the competition at Purdue University to watch machines from seven U.S. universities creatively assemble hamburgers with at least one meat patty, two vegetables and two condiments in a pair of buns.

The winning machine featured King Kong scaling New York’s Empire State Building, London’s Big Ben clock and the Eiffel Tower in Paris among numerous other well-known structures. “

New PTPN Bar

Boofer — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:12:38 +0000

You might not have noticed but the menu along the top has changed. I’ve been meaning to do that for a little bit now. It’s all organized nicely now.

Sidekicks – Friends websites.

Muzak – Site dealing with music.

VOD – Video (on demand) websites.

Daily Planet – News & blog type websites.

5th & Fashion – Shopping websites.

Pimp My Ride – Automotive websites.

Lost & Find – Search engines.

IT Nerds – IT companies I personally know of.

There’s more to come. Plenty more. If you have a site that I missed or one that’s useful let me know.

PHP Sessions

Boofer — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:09:24 +0000

So, some people might had noticed that you couldn’t log into the Llama for about a week or so. Seem that no one needed to “enable cookies”. Which is a stupid error message because the problem had nothing to do with cookies, domain or browser.

Seems like all PHP sessions are cached in a file and that whole PHP session directory was located in a temp directory. Then one of the virus scanners I was testing out last week deleted the temp PHP directory, giving PHP nowhere to write it’s sessions. Giving no one a session, hence, no login sessions.

I searched online and tried out different things that were suggested. Which is what you’re supposed to do. I actually RTFM. Then when I had enough. I blamed Nebulous. I finally ended up digging through log files, fun.

So, everything is back to normal.

What started this whole thing was that I ended up with a trojan, some Pinfi.Pirate.B, I have no idea how I got it. I’ve must of had it for awhile. It attaches itself to .exe’s. My main clue was my hard drive was always full, and then CCleaner started crashing. I suggest you scan your computer if your drive is full. Read about it here, plus it has the removal tool.

http://www.bitdefender.com.au/VIRUS-1000025-au–Win32.Parite.A-B-C.html

I’d just run it anyways even if you think your computer is fine, you’ll be surprised. I had like 200MB left on my drive. I couldn’t download anything cause the temp directories would fill up the drive. I’m now back to 1.5GB free. My main drive is 10GB. Hope this helps someone, anyone.

Howcome My Stars Aren't Lit Up?

Upasaka Yin Cai — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:55:00 +0000

The stars above my avatar are always gray. They’re not all lit up like other people’s. Why is that? Granted, I’m sure there’s something in the FAQ’s about that, but you know how it is, we can’t be bothered to read through all that stuff LOL

I fuck on the first date.

Krystal — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:33:50 +0000

So, my curiosity got the best of me, and I took a gander at The Llama Shop, where I saw a girly shirt that says, “I fuck on the first date.”

As much as like chicks that do so, what does this have to do with the llama?