Why do people all across the interwebings flock to any newly created threads to voice there option about someone whom has just past, and then end their post with “RIP “. It’s pretty fucking stupid.

As far as I know, this “afterlife” thing that all these church-goers have been raving about for years, doesn’t have access to the Internet. And if it did, you’d think they would slip that into “the good book”. You know, as a perk to do more gooder in life. Do they have dial-up access? You’d think someone on Earth would had noticed the 62 mile long telephone corder headed straight up to a cloud? Wait a second. A cloud? Is the Internet and “heaven” one in the same? Where all my DBA’s at!! No… I’m sure they’re two separate entities. They’d have to using Wi-Fi. 5G. I mean, it’s “heaven”. It’d have to be better then what we have. You’d assume they have dial-up in “hell”. 300 baud. Half-duplex.

Even if they did have the Internet in this “heaven” you speak off. Is it so boring that dead celebrities have nothing to do by Google themselves? I doubt it.

Basically it just shows that whoever types out “RIP” within their posts felt obligated to let YOU know that THEY’RE NOT put themselves first BY putting themselves first to SHOW that THEY DO put others first, just to show YOU that they “care” or were “raised properly”. Yep, I just typed that. And it’s really pisses me off that it’s that fucking backwards to have to explain it. But I see through your bullshit, your sticky web of “me, me, me”.

Let me put it this way, so we’re all clear. will never read what you posted to the Internet. They will never send you a thank-you note. It’s a little late to try and so respect and sympathy. They might had appreciated hearing that when they were alive. Stop trying to prove to us that you’re not selfish. You are, it’s OK, and we don’t care that you are.

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As reported by TMZ, the Ole Miss Rebels [read:University of Mississippi] had dumped their mascot to “update their image” [read:to not seem racist, anymore. or, as much.] The old mascot, “Colonel Reb” (unoffically named), looked like a cockier version of Colonel Sanders with a pimp cane. The school said they would back any decision made by the student body with coming up with a new mascot. So, as like any other student body would do, they picked Admiral Ackbar of Star Wars fame. It makes sense, since no one knows who Bhagat Singh or Rani Lakshmi Bai are. Yes, I Google searched for “famous rebels”.

Admiral Ackbar — the Supreme Commander of the Rebel Alliance fleet — is one step closer to becoming the new on-field mascot for the University of Mississippi.

Ole Miss is in the middle of a movement to replace their old mascot — Colonel Reb — after the school decided they wanted to update their image.

Tuesday, the students voted in favor of crowning a new mascot to represent Rebel Nation … and the favorite so far is none other than the most famous Mon Calamari in the entire universe.

Several pro-Ackbar websites have recently emerged — making the Admiral the heavy favorite. The University tells us the decision on the mascot is entirely in the hands of the student mascot committee. The University will hold a vote in the near future — we’ll keep you updated.

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Tis the season of Holidays and the political correctness of what greetings should be used in the workplace, on television and in advertising. But, to show Holiday spirit, or even the illusion of a wintry wonderland of joy, everyone puts up Christmas trees. Does this not scream, “I’m a Christian!”? Slapping those in the face whom believe in other tales from beyond the grave.

Here at my place of employment, I walk past about four different Christmas trees in a day. Today I noticed someone has placed a menorah near the front door by the elevators. It’s an electric one with flickering flame type bulbs. I’m thinking it was picked up at a dollar store by someone whom is not Jewish. The chrome plastic base and construction says “I’m cheap” but the all lit up bulbs say “I’m not Jewish and have no clue on what this crazy candle stick is for”. I unscrewed all the bulbs minus the first and the taller center one. I’m sure someone will walk by it later and screw them all back in. Morons.

Also, if you’re going to buy a gift card for someone this year, buy them a Kwanzaa decorated one. This is so the cards don’t end up in the “Land of Misfit Toys”. Nobody wants a “Charlie in the Box”. Besides, redeeming them could result in hilarity. “Happy holidays, Gramdma!”

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