Here at my place of employment, I walk past about four different Christmas trees in a day. Today I noticed someone has placed a menorah near the front door by the elevators. It’s an electric one with flickering flame type bulbs. I’m thinking it was picked up at a dollar store by someone whom is not Jewish. The chrome plastic base and construction says “I’m cheap” but the all lit up bulbs say “I’m not Jewish and have no clue on what this crazy candle stick is for”. I unscrewed all the bulbs minus the first and the taller center one. I’m sure someone will walk by it later and screw them all back in. Morons.

Also, if you’re going to buy a gift card for someone this year, buy them a Kwanzaa decorated one. This is so the cards don’t end up in the “Land of Misfit Toys”. Nobody wants a “Charlie in the Box”. Besides, redeeming them could result in hilarity. “Happy holidays, Gramdma!”