So, Obama is now favored after the terrible performance last night. Speaking of terrible, you think Obama owns a Terrible Towel? Did McCain get as mad as the 2 drunken assholes sitting in front of me?

Also. If you’re wearing a “I voted” sticker, you get free coffee at Starbucks. Regular coffer. Tall. Or you could go to Krispy Kreme and get a star shaped doughnut. Better than those two, Ben & Jerry’s are giving out a scoop of ice cream but, online between 5PM – 8PM.

If you vote based off free shit that you can get, you should be shot. Unless you’re just a poor fat guy. You’ll get a free pass but only if you have a “I voted” sticker.

There’s more info about the Redskins Presidential Election Predictions on Snopes.com.